Monday, August 31, 2009

Last Day of Summer

I'm honestly not ready to go back.
I can't wait to graduate so I can take a year off.
I didn't do school supply shopping 'cause I was too lazy.
I don't know what to bring tomorrow, aside homework.

I'm just excited to see (almost) everyone.
I've missed alot of people.
I'm glad to be back with these people.
I'm also glad (most of) the worst have left.

I really think being back around everyone'll set my mind straight.
I've been a mess lately.
People trying to pry their way back into my life, after I kicked them out.
People telling me one thing but acting the complete opposite.
Stuff like that just messes me up.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Felt the need to update

maybe i'm just bored.

school starts in 6 days.
i'm not !! excited.
more like :D

i'm really glad all my bruises went away.
and my scar isn't that bad.

last night i figured out what i'm wearing first day
i might change my mind.
but as of now, it's good.

this week is dedicated to finishing homework
& clearing my face of blemishes.
lately i've been lazy about completely washing my face.


OH, ps, temporary tattoos $1
i can draw anything, try me :)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

This is MY life

1.-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

2.-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

3.-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

4.-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

5.-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

6.-That’s enough, Nickelback.

7.-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

8.-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

9.-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

10.-There is a great need for sarcasm font.

11.-Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

12.-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.

13.-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

14.-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

15.- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

16.-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

17.- A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

18.- Was learning cursive really necessary?

19.- Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

20.- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

21.- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

22.- My brother’s Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, “Cuz we beat you, and you hate us.” Classy, bro.

23.- Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.

24.- How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

25.- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

25.- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”

26.-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

27.- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

28.- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

29.- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

30.- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

31.-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

32.- I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”

33.-I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

34.- Bad decisions make good stories

35.-Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!

36.- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

37.-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

38.-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….

39.-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

40.-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

41.-There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

42.-I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

43.- “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

44.-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’

45.-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

46.- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

47.-When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

48.-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

49.-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…

50.- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

51.-Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

52.-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

53.-I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

54.-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.

55.-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…

56.-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?

57.-It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

58.-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

59.-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

60.-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

61.-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

well, damn.

no, i won't tell you who.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

nerd talk

me: how are you?
mark: pretty good had a fun day
me: that's good :D what'd you do?
mark: i played xbox with my clan all day haha
me: clan?! D: do you wear white hoods?
mark: no a clan is like a posse/group who plays together. im in an animal clan. wanna see my tag? ,=,e its a turtle =D and davids is /*> do you know what that is?
me: bird?
mark: yeah! =D and victor's i cant do his on a comp, i dunno how. but kales is ,=,< its a platypus!
me: i'm a sperm O~ ?
mark: no that would be ~~~O
me: fine, i'm a balloon lol
mark: haha it looks like that
me: yey :D too bad balloons arnt animals. ill start my own clan of plastic items
mark: but you dont even play D:
me: 0==D it's a ketchup bottle!
mark: no its not =[
me: 2 it's a hanger! -O-O- glasses! F comb! xD
mark: my old clan was l4!l the absolute value of 4! like um david is part of the [THE] clan
me: the tee-hee clan?
mark: no it stands for something but i forgot
me: oh,.. mines pL$+K
mark: it cant be =[
me: why?
mark: cause you only get 4 characters
me: p$+K lol
mark: haha ok. yeah mine in cod4 is ,=,e and in cod 5 it is l4!l im so nerdy =D
me: so, i'm p$+K it is O~ ? XD
mark: they wouldnt let you do o~ its on the list of fobiden tags. like fuck ngr ass, stuff like that.
me: D: OH! ok----- p$+K & 8P ? lol
mark: haha thats fine
me: yey xD


pointless. ahaha.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

real talk.

me: you know what i hate about brands that have tiny logos?
eddie: what?
me: ok, you know how abercrombie has the moose on their polos & hollister has the bird?
eddie: mhm
me: it's so identifiable. like, i was standing in line at disneyland at haunted mansion looking at what everyone was wearing & i knew where every person got their clothing. it was bugging me. ahaha
eddie: why?
me: like, you'd think people'd not want other people copying their outfits at school/work for their own individuality but instead they wear a tag that says "i got this at this store for about this much money. see you tomorrow in it". which is why i stick to dresses. no one knows where i shop & no one ever will :P
eddie: well I buy volcom stone. ahaha
me: volcom's different. i'm talking about just girls.
eddie: oh nice. well girls are weird. I like girls that can dress unique and not like every other hollister clone
me: exactlyyy. lol
eddie: I hate to say it but my sisters are those clones
me: awh :( i remember i liked hollister just in 8th grade. then i got over it & wanted to be denyce martinez & have that mean something. lol
eddie: lol I like how you think
me: thank you. lol.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

my birthday

is yesterdays news.
todays news is joe's birthday.
& tomorrows news is demi's birthday, which is thursday.


so, i was roaming everyones blogs out of bordem and i found this on natashas & i just love it.

“Finding someone you love & who loves you back is a wonderful, wonderful feeling. But finding a true soul mate is an even better feeling. A soul mate is one who understands you like no other, loves you like no other, will be there for you forever, no matter what. They say that nothing lasts forever, but I am a firm believer in the fact that for some, love lives on even after we’re gone.-P.S. I Love You

cuteness. anyways, i really need to do my reading.
art wants to hang & i'm really tempted.
MUST STAY HOME AND FINISH BOOK.
kay bye,

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

early "happy birthday"'s

i've gotten like 3, i think, so far.
my birthday week's fantastic so far.
sunday, i saw my boyfriend nick & he was amazing.
the entire show was just phenominal.
this song ^, poison ivy, was my second favorite performance. my first was love bug. THAT was really something.
oh, life long memories. my life is now 75% complete :)
Yesterday, me & rachael stopped in Best Buy to do som photobooth & this seriously startled us xD We thought it was us at first glace xD
& this v is our attempt at that ^ picture. ahaha.
tomorrow's my birthday. i'm a little anxious. i asked joe jonas to do something for me. & i hope he does. either way, i'm going to disneyland with eric. emilee's not going 'cause she's rather go camping -_- whateverr. aha.
kay, bye :)

Friday, August 7, 2009

last of formspring

it got real boring real fast
ahaha
but it was fun the first day :P

so your sure your not gay?
yes, i'm sure. but you should get that grammar checked out.
freerice.com
:)


huh
hola


Why is the sky blue?
i remember my kindergarden teacher telling me.. it's something like how the ocean water reflects with the sun, causing the sky to be blue.






So, todays horoscope says:
Trust will go to the top of the list of things you want from your relationships as the moon drifts into Pisces. This weekend, you'll probably want to spend more time than usual with your guy or a friend who keeps promising to go to the places you talked about seeing all summer long. Tonight, Mercury and Venus will help start a conversation that could leas to more concrete plans.
i'm so excited! first off, that "guy" this weekend is my boyfriend Nick Jonas, who i'll be seeing this sunday :D
second, that "friend" is my longg longg time good friend aubree, who i havn't seen since christmas break freshman year!
& thirdly, i can't wait to find out what those "concrete plans" are.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Q&A #3

Did you know that Jessika loves you?
i was getting that vibe from her but thanks for confirming that :)


Are you taken? lol
technically, i am single. but i'm not available :)


why are you so cool? :]
i am? well, i'll be.. jk.


why are you so gay?
OH MY GOD person, you can't just ask people why they're gay! :)
well, mark gordon said it pretty well "you're not gay.. you have a husband & you're in love with me. so there." sure sure. but i'm not gay.


Are you married? And how do you feel about that significant other? (:
why, yes i am married. how do i feel? like i've got the coolest husband in the world! :D


why are you so ugly
'cause i don't wash my face or brush my teeth and i wear 99cent store make up and i never wash my clothes. jk, idk, i guess i got it from my dad?


Got more questions?:
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?669853-UMmbaVo5g4

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

2nd post of Q&A

what's your favorite top ramen flavor?
i actually don't have one. i really love EVERY top ramen flavor x) but i guess if i were to choose one to have i'd be chicken. or shrimp? or creamy chicken? or pork? ahaha.


can we be friends this year? c:
ofcourse, i'd love to :)


Why do you hate krystyn bristol so much?
it's not that i "hate" her. she just sometimes takes things too far with the things she says to other people and it just embarrasses me to be around her. i talked to her about this and she said she won't do that this year. let's see. :)


if you were a dog, who's butt would you sniff?
that's real easy, nick jonas :)


Haha Hi! jk ummm whats your favorite drink?
my first choice is always water. but if it's unavailable, dr.pepper or sunny delight.
Got more questions?:

oh, this is fun x)

i want to ask you a really bad ass question that will make you think but i cant think of one right now can i ask one later?

ofcourse. ask any time you want. :)


what happened with you & kevin? & gilbert?

with me & kevin, nothing much. i just want honesty in a relationship & he just couldn't admit something to me that was really important to me.
gilbert, however, he's a sick person & is going to hell. that's all i'm saying on the internet.


what happened between you and sara?

i love her and all but i just can't be best friends with someone who does dangerous drugs. & i told her that. so she chose.


Who is (in your opinion) the best person who DOESN'T go to iPoly? (:

oh, that's easy. Emilee Bachman :)


Sup?

not much. i think i'll make a chimichanga when i'm done answering.


D is for darling cause you are mine
E is for exciting cause thats what it is to talk to you
N is for nervous cause i am when i try to look cool for you
Y is for you cause you are you and never change you
Cis for cute cause you really are
E is for end cause the poem is over =]

mmm.. this isn't a question but thank you. this is very sweet. but may i point out i'm not yours. i got someone and they got me.


There are a few... but who are the top cutest boys at ipoly?

well, my husband erick valenciano, fer sure :) & that mark gordan ain't half bad ;D other than that, no one really catches my interest in that place.